Honestly I don't care that Hugh Jackman is back and omg so sexay as Wolverine (sorry, folks, he's far too tall to play Logan - monster sideburns or no monster sideburns. Oh why oh why didn't Danzig take the part?? I was telling people he'd make a perfect Wolverine more than 15 years ago, dammit!)

However! There is a very good reason why I'm still ( Read more... )